March 2012
lenofi:
i hope, in the distant future, very distant future, when geno retires, he is offered a show on the travel channel or like animal planet, in which he goes around the world and plays with various animals and helps raise awareness for protecting their habitats and shit.
like iz me evgeni. todai we on alpaca farm. alpaca iz wair suft. mmmm. yes. wair suft.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to save his Word document periodically and his computer crashes.
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“Dear Kami,
We are pleased to offer you a space on campus for the 2012-2013 Academic Year.”
fuck yes! FUCK YES I GOT HOUSING FUCK YES!!!!
“Your lottery number is 847.”
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so i saw that haircut thing in the tags and i clicked on the notes, wondering if lovina had commented and i was not disappointed omfg
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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stumpology:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Definition of a SKA fan in one gif
youvebeenczeched:
At first it all shit and rainbows and you celebrate, because the team is doing awesome! Then something fucks up terribly… You are in pain, paralyzed. But you just wipe away your tears and keep on cheering again, because you are dumb like that.
Yes, I just went there.
And oops, I have a mistake in there - *definition of SKA fan as it was all the years before in one gif...
February 2012
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“I’ve known [that hockey’s a business] for a while. You can know that but it...”
– Logan Couture on the Jamie McGinn trade (via samw-pmarleau)
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goodnight!
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tell her you love her and that she's amazing. she... →
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tom,
i hate hearing and seeing things that you know are halfway directed at you and are said with callous indifference to how someone feels. it’s shit like that that i know you hated the most and every time it happens i think of you and my heart hurts so badly.
because i miss you and being without you sucks and the world is not and will never be the same. i know i’ve mentioned that...
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nocturnalme:
do you ever listen to cry me a river by justin timberlake and pretend you’re singing it to someone you hate because gpoy right now
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1st the worst, 2nd the best.
meganphosho:
eberlestoned420:
kami that gif is unacceptable here im sorry
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Sharks hockey:
samw-pmarleau:
Give up six goals to the worst team in the league
Shutout the Flyers
the san jose motherfucking sharks
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pattymarleau replied to your post: volcomgore started following you HI WELCOME THANK…
i love you kami
i’m reALLY EXCITED OK
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volcomgore started following you
HI WELCOME THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW ANTTI NIEMI GOT A SHUTOUT DID YOU SEE sorry i’m excited
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hawk-and-animal replied to your post: hawk-and-animal replied to your post: holy shit he…
I couldn’t resist, SOrry!
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hawk-and-animal replied to your post: holy shit he is COMPLETELY SHAVED. holy crap.
like….everywhere ;)
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holy shit he is COMPLETELY SHAVED. holy crap.